I heard if you give them a facial once or twice a week it prevents wrinkles.
No lies, I studied this phenomenon extensively...tried this many times on many different subjects to insure a wide data base and they have yet to get wrinkles!

 

i let my girlfriend see this and this is the e-mail i got back in the same format

Study: Getting engaged and married may significantly increase the frequency of Fellatio

(AP) -- Men who ask their long-term girlfriends to marry them may greatly increase their chances of receiving fellatio on a regular basis by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and getting engaged and married, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women the researchers found that those that have actually gotten engaged and married performed the act regularly, one to two times a week.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that getting engaged and married increases the frequency of receiving fellatio," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to increase the occurrence of women performing this act."
“After getting engaged and married, it was found that women try to fellate at least once every other night,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University.
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women were not engaged and married and therefore did not participate in the act of fellatio.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said men should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change men's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe increase in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
The research consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had gotten engaged and married, and 9,728 women who had not gotten engaged and married. The group of women who had gotten engaged and married performed fellatio and swallowed 89.9 percent of the time and the group who had not gotten engaged and married performed fellatio and swallowed 10.4 percent of the time.

 

 

looks like she's guna die of breast cancer

 

Ya, But they are still only 18 years old

 

 

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