Free Chupacabra
Dec 17, 2009 | 10:35 AM
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Free Chupacabra
Dec 17, 2009 | 01:12 PM
#5
I have a female chupacabra that needs a new home asap. It would be best if you have no other pets and no nice furniture. This girl will kill any other pets you have. It will also destroy your couch. I got it because they're supposed to have really good sucking abilities. Turns out, that's not a good idea. They also have sharp teeth. It is house broken, but can not be let outside unattended, especially if there are other pets or children in your area. She make a great watch chupacabra as mexicans are terrified of her. She's about three feet tall when she stands up and weights around 80lbs. She loves Cap'n Crunch and limburger cheese. For a good time during a party, give her a cup of peanut butter. Watching her try to get it off the roof of her mouth if one of the funniest things you'll ever see. We got her drunk once. DO NOT DO THIS. She's an angry drunk and if there's one thing you do not want in your house, it's a pissed-off drunk chupacabra. I've put pictures of what she looks like below. She's blue and has almost no hair, so shedding isn't a problem. I hope some one else can give her a good home before she eats another load of laundry. My wife is still ticked off about that one.
