Dont piss off bored people
Feb 17, 2011 | 11:13 AM
#35
Oh I forgot to update this...
So he came back Sunday night...I got it on video but his reaction was very anticlimactic and honestly disappointing so I was a bit bummed out about that. I had to leave right after he got back so I kind of figured he would mess with my stuff somehow...and this is where it gets funny...
Our house is set up so that he is basically in one corner, there is a door to an adjoining room from his room, and a door from that room directly to my bathroom which is in the adjacent corner of the house. Its a straight shot from his room to my bathroom if you open those two doors.
So when I leave he pushes all the paper into my bathroom, which is about a third the size of his room, so it was packed in there pretty good.
I come home about 2 in the morning and have to get up at 8 so I am pretty tired and just want to go to sleep, I usually leave a towel over the top of the door between my room and my bathroom, so I get home late and am taking off my boots in my room when I see my towel on the floor. My thought process goes something like, "Why is my towel on the floor?....****." I knew exactly what happend before I opened the door. I should have taken a picture because it was packed in there so tight it didnt move at all when I opened the door. Ok, fair enough, I saw that coming, but I had to take a **** and this paper was stopping progress.
This is where it gets funnier....he wasnt there when I got back and saw what he did, but he did lock both doors to his room to prevent me from messing with him again, but we all know locks are for honest people, so I took off the door **** to the door that is closest to my bathroom so I have a clear shot back into his room. I didnt know it at the time but he didnt even have a key to his room, he was just hoping he could use a credit card to get it open, this will be important in a minute.
So I move every single piece of paper back into his room at 2 in the morning from my bathroom, and put the door **** back on, except I put it on opposite so it now locks from outside his room. It only took me about 30 minutes to move it all back in there and basically fill it back up like it was before.
Fast forward a few hours and he comes back about 7 in the morning, im guessing he stayed at his girlfriends place. My other roomate is up studying for a test we had later, but he slept through my whole moving the paper back so he thinks its all still in my bathroom as well. So my roomate is all giddy asking the other roomate if he heard me say anything or do anything because he really thinks he got me good by stuffing it in my bathroom. I wake up to him basically giggling at his own cleverness....well it takes him about 10 minutes to finally get his door open and from then all I hear is, "Holy ****! He put it all back in here (talking to my other roomate who is laughing hysterically at this point)! DAMN IT! The first time is funny, but the second time is just rediculous!" He then proceeded to cuss some more and slam doors on his little temper tantrum, meanwhile im still laying in bed laughing my *** off. The second reaction was what I hoped the first one would be, but I didnt get it on video since I was still in bed.
This was on Monday, the paper has since been cleaned up, but damn it was funny.
So he came back Sunday night...I got it on video but his reaction was very anticlimactic and honestly disappointing so I was a bit bummed out about that. I had to leave right after he got back so I kind of figured he would mess with my stuff somehow...and this is where it gets funny...
Our house is set up so that he is basically in one corner, there is a door to an adjoining room from his room, and a door from that room directly to my bathroom which is in the adjacent corner of the house. Its a straight shot from his room to my bathroom if you open those two doors.
So when I leave he pushes all the paper into my bathroom, which is about a third the size of his room, so it was packed in there pretty good.
I come home about 2 in the morning and have to get up at 8 so I am pretty tired and just want to go to sleep, I usually leave a towel over the top of the door between my room and my bathroom, so I get home late and am taking off my boots in my room when I see my towel on the floor. My thought process goes something like, "Why is my towel on the floor?....****." I knew exactly what happend before I opened the door. I should have taken a picture because it was packed in there so tight it didnt move at all when I opened the door. Ok, fair enough, I saw that coming, but I had to take a **** and this paper was stopping progress.
This is where it gets funnier....he wasnt there when I got back and saw what he did, but he did lock both doors to his room to prevent me from messing with him again, but we all know locks are for honest people, so I took off the door **** to the door that is closest to my bathroom so I have a clear shot back into his room. I didnt know it at the time but he didnt even have a key to his room, he was just hoping he could use a credit card to get it open, this will be important in a minute.
So I move every single piece of paper back into his room at 2 in the morning from my bathroom, and put the door **** back on, except I put it on opposite so it now locks from outside his room. It only took me about 30 minutes to move it all back in there and basically fill it back up like it was before.
Fast forward a few hours and he comes back about 7 in the morning, im guessing he stayed at his girlfriends place. My other roomate is up studying for a test we had later, but he slept through my whole moving the paper back so he thinks its all still in my bathroom as well. So my roomate is all giddy asking the other roomate if he heard me say anything or do anything because he really thinks he got me good by stuffing it in my bathroom. I wake up to him basically giggling at his own cleverness....well it takes him about 10 minutes to finally get his door open and from then all I hear is, "Holy ****! He put it all back in here (talking to my other roomate who is laughing hysterically at this point)! DAMN IT! The first time is funny, but the second time is just rediculous!" He then proceeded to cuss some more and slam doors on his little temper tantrum, meanwhile im still laying in bed laughing my *** off. The second reaction was what I hoped the first one would be, but I didnt get it on video since I was still in bed.
This was on Monday, the paper has since been cleaned up, but damn it was funny.
Feb 19, 2011 | 05:51 AM
#36
...I got it on video but his reaction was very anticlimactic and honestly disappointing so I was a bit bummed out about that. I had to leave right after he got back so I kind of figured he would mess with my stuff somehow...and this is where it gets funny...
Ok, fair enough, I saw that coming, but I had to take a **** and this paper was stopping progress.
... I didnt know it at the time but he didnt even have a key to his room, he was just hoping he could use a credit card to get it open, this will be important in a minute.
So I move every single piece of paper back into his room at 2 in the morning from my bathroom, and put the door **** back on, except I put it on opposite so it now locks from outside his room. It only took me about 30 minutes to move it all back in there and basically fill it back up like it was before.
My other roomate is up studying for a test we had later, but he slept through my whole moving the paper back so he thinks its all still in my bathroom as well. So my roomate is all giddy asking the other roomate if he heard me say anything or do anything because he really thinks he got me good by stuffing it in my bathroom. I wake up to him basically giggling at his own cleverness....well it takes him about 10 minutes to finally get his door open and from then all I hear is, "Holy ****! He put it all back in here (talking to my other roomate who is laughing hysterically at this point)! DAMN IT! The first time is funny, but the second time is just ridiculous!" He then proceeded to cuss some more and slam doors on his little temper tantrum, meanwhile im still laying in bed laughing my *** off. The second reaction was what I hoped the first one would be, but I didnt get it on video since I was still in bed. ...
Ok, fair enough, I saw that coming, but I had to take a **** and this paper was stopping progress.
... I didnt know it at the time but he didnt even have a key to his room, he was just hoping he could use a credit card to get it open, this will be important in a minute.
So I move every single piece of paper back into his room at 2 in the morning from my bathroom, and put the door **** back on, except I put it on opposite so it now locks from outside his room. It only took me about 30 minutes to move it all back in there and basically fill it back up like it was before.
My other roomate is up studying for a test we had later, but he slept through my whole moving the paper back so he thinks its all still in my bathroom as well. So my roomate is all giddy asking the other roomate if he heard me say anything or do anything because he really thinks he got me good by stuffing it in my bathroom. I wake up to him basically giggling at his own cleverness....well it takes him about 10 minutes to finally get his door open and from then all I hear is, "Holy ****! He put it all back in here (talking to my other roomate who is laughing hysterically at this point)! DAMN IT! The first time is funny, but the second time is just ridiculous!" He then proceeded to cuss some more and slam doors on his little temper tantrum, meanwhile im still laying in bed laughing my *** off. The second reaction was what I hoped the first one would be, but I didnt get it on video since I was still in bed. ...
As I read this post & u said, this is where it gets funny, followed by, 'but I had to take a **** ...", by then I was already laughing. By the time u reversed the door ****, I was crackin up. Then to top it, they both were convinced papers were still in your bath. Awesome!!
So, every night he gets in his room w/. a credit card, cause he has no key?
Say it isn't so, cause that's retarded if it's true.
Feb 19, 2011 | 10:45 AM
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