Confucius Say:
> >
> > Virginity like balloon, one *****, all gone.
> >
> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> >
> > Man who run behind car get exhausted.
> >
> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> >
> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give
> > wife upright organ.
> >
> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> >
> > Man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails.
> >
> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> >
> > Baseball is wrong: man with four ***** cannot walk.
> >
> > Panties not best thing on earth! But next to it.
> >
> > War does not determine who is right, war determine
> > who is left..
> >
> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in
> > cat house.
> >
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
> > night.
> >
> > It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to
> > fill it.
> >
> > Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
> >
> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> >
> > Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs
> >
> > Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

LOL i was just reading those to like my whole office... they got a good kick out of crowded elevator smell different to midget

 

those are funny.. man who scratch *** should not bite fingernails..lol

 

Those are all great but, the midget one is fantastic.

 

Woman who sit in judges lap get honorable discharge

 

Man who goes through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok.

Good to meet girl in park. Better to park meat in girl.

 

Gayness in your anus leads to disease..

 

Hahaha

Man who goes to bed with sex on his mind usually wakes up with solution on hand

 

good grief

 

Man those are funny....I'm printing that list and bringing it to work tomorrow!!