I hope this is not a repost.



The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five
years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in
four-wheeldrive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal
accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash..
They were surprised to find in 44 of the 50 states the last words of
drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "OH SH*T!" Only the state
of Texas was different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were:



"Hold my beer and watch this!"

 

LOL
mine would be
"why do they make this histogram button so small"

 

trying to change histogram tabs while driving is a pain in the ***