Awesome story abotu a kid's first time
#13
I think I would have cleaned everything up and asked her to finish the deal! Like said already I was laughing so hard my eyes where watering.
#19
Now THAT was some of the best story telling I have ever heard!!
I was tearing half way through and had to stop to breath becase I was crying laughing!!! AWESOME!!
Imagine a 10-20lb Turd hitting you in the face and ****!! Priceless!!!
I would have given anything to see the look of horror on that girls face!!!!!
There is nothing as funny as a good real life **** story, we all have them, most just won't repeat them for fear of judgement.
I was tearing half way through and had to stop to breath becase I was crying laughing!!! AWESOME!!
Imagine a 10-20lb Turd hitting you in the face and ****!! Priceless!!!

I would have given anything to see the look of horror on that girls face!!!!!
There is nothing as funny as a good real life **** story, we all have them, most just won't repeat them for fear of judgement.
#20
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not only is the story freaken hilarious, but just the way it was written it screams EPIC, I have forwarded that story to a few friends and after 2-3 minutes I get the same reply "LMFAO!!!!!!" haha great story




