Awesome cyber-sex conversations (no pics)
09-25-2008, 11:16 PM
#21
hahahaha....... this is hilarious....... i like the wizard one.....
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 ***** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 ***** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
09-26-2008, 02:05 AM
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09-26-2008, 06:15 AM
#24
HOLY **** CHRIS!! I haven't laughed that hard in god knows how many years! You had my *** in tears, I seriously laughed so hard I was crying! Where the F#$% did that **** come from! That guy is hilarious!
Damn...I hate you for that, Is there more of this guy??
Damn...I hate you for that, Is there more of this guy??
09-26-2008, 10:19 AM
#26
I did a google search on bloodninja, lots of results 
This one looks pretty good
http://www.bloodninja.org/index.php
*edit- nevermind, it's all the same stuff I already posted.
This one looks pretty good
http://www.bloodninja.org/index.php
*edit- nevermind, it's all the same stuff I already posted.
Last edited by thunder550; 09-26-2008 at 10:28 AM.
09-26-2008, 12:29 PM
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Isuzoom: I open the hood and grab you around the waist.
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you carress my rising-rate fuel pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression drops in my cylinder. Was it good for you?
Isuzoom: Baby?
Isuzoom: Hello?
victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and caress your upper strut mounts.
victim: What?
Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise through your cone filter.
victim: This is a little weird.
Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly on your throttle body.
victim: I'm going now.
Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you carress my rising-rate fuel pressure regulator.
victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my nitrous into your fuel port.
victim: Bye Retard!!
Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression drops in my cylinder. Was it good for you?
Isuzoom: Baby?
Isuzoom: Hello?
09-26-2008, 12:45 PM
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New one from that website:
<Jdogg> Hey
<QT-Pie> Hey
<Jdogg> whats goin on
<QT-Pie> Nothing. Who are you?
<Jdogg> Jdogg . Wanna cyber?
<QT-Pie> what does that mean?
<Jdogg> what are you wearing?
<QT-Pie> T-shirt. Jeans.
<Jdogg> Garter belt?
<QT-Pie> Ummm...no.
<Jdogg> Are we gonna cyber or not?
<QT-Pie> uh, okay.
<Jdogg> Sweet, I start by rubbing your *** all around. You love this.
<Jdogg> You're wet already. I can smell your p***y stink from here.
<QT-Pie> WHAT?!
<Jdogg> I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
<Jdogg> You leave everything to Jdogg.
<Jdogg> I am completely inside of you. You are my d**k puppet. I put on a little play.
<QT-Pie> This is weird. I should go.
<Jdogg> I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
<QT-Pie> A stripe?
<Jdogg> I need a sandwich.
<QT-Pie> You're a freak.
<Jdogg> I was great. You loved it.
<Jdogg> Hey
<QT-Pie> Hey
<Jdogg> whats goin on
<QT-Pie> Nothing. Who are you?
<Jdogg> Jdogg . Wanna cyber?
<QT-Pie> what does that mean?
<Jdogg> what are you wearing?
<QT-Pie> T-shirt. Jeans.
<Jdogg> Garter belt?
<QT-Pie> Ummm...no.
<Jdogg> Are we gonna cyber or not?
<QT-Pie> uh, okay.
<Jdogg> Sweet, I start by rubbing your *** all around. You love this.
<Jdogg> You're wet already. I can smell your p***y stink from here.
<QT-Pie> WHAT?!
<Jdogg> I execute standing position 12 from the Kama Sutra. Passion fills the room. Your head is close to the ceiling fan.
<Jdogg> You leave everything to Jdogg.
<Jdogg> I am completely inside of you. You are my d**k puppet. I put on a little play.
<QT-Pie> This is weird. I should go.
<Jdogg> I drop you on the ground, and lay a stripe down your back.
<QT-Pie> A stripe?
<Jdogg> I need a sandwich.
<QT-Pie> You're a freak.
<Jdogg> I was great. You loved it.
09-26-2008, 12:55 PM
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