LONG READ even if you skip through to get to the good stuff....
Link is to page 26 which is about the best place to start for the cliff notes version. Feel free to start at page 1 if you have lots of time.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothrea...880087&page=26

Hope this isn't on here already...

Update:
Found a better place to start.
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothrea...880087&page=51