so i was driving into town today on state road 41 two lane road, and some jackass in a honda accord dicides to start tailgating me first off i have a rollpan and i dont feel like having my whole bed f-d up in case i have to stop immediatly , second the speed limit was 55 mph, i was doin 66 mph. so i slow down to around 59-60. he doesnt want to pass, he feels like being a jerkoff and continues on. so i decide to have a little fun with him. i wait for some on coming traffic ahead and start slowing down, i mean way down! im goin about 35 mph at this point. he's blowin his horn and flashing his brights on me, he starts to pass me with oncoming traffic getting pretty close. when he reached the back of my cab, i went WOT on his *** no he really is pissed i played with him a bit letting off the gas so he thought he would have a enuff time to pass me before on coming traffic reached us. we both took it up to 70 mph he refused to let up, and on coming traffic had to swerve off the road , i finally gave the guy a break and slowed down and let him pass me. i bet i made him **** his pants

 

haha ignorant tailgaters

 

Funny stuff. I don't know how it is in FL, but my bro got a ticket for following too close in I forget which state he was in at the time. It may have been his fault, I don't remember the story. It happened a while back.

Johnny Law always seems to pop up at the wrong time. Either to one's disadvantage or not when you need him (like here). Happy trails Bruce.

 

I do the same thing you do to tailgaters. Slow down and when they go to pass I speed up so they can't pass. I want to get a scrolling digital sign that I can type stuff and say like "Get off my *** pole smoker!"

 

I've thought about doing that before. that's hilarious.

 

hahaha i love going way under the speed limit when im tailgated. it pisses them off and makes me laugh

 

ill slam on my brakes real quick

 

Damn deer.

 

when you do that they swerve all over, there not expecting it

 

I've thought the same thing

I used to do that but with no rear bumper, the risk isn't worth it