2 aliens land on earth, and walk up to a gas pump. The first one asks, "take me to your leader!" he repeated his request many times with no response from the machine.

The next alien steps up and commands "Take me to your leader, NOW!" still no response, and now the alien is pissed.

he steps back, pulls out the ray gun and zaps it. The pump explodes violently, and now stands just the 2 aliens burned badly, and just pretty tore up.

the first alien looks at the other and says "well i guess you shouldnt **** with a guy who can wrap his dick around himself 3 times then put it in his ear"

 

dood, that one is older than me .... I guess it's coming 'round again.

 

what sad is its going around for its 60th time and you have been around since it started.... and it only goes around once a year

 

yup, and I'm still faster than you sitting at a light.

 

you ait got nothing on my 4.8

 

I ait do!

 

Lmao!