lol good! and you can plow all the mud you want just keep in in Oklahomo

 

WOW...first, let me defend my homo statement...gay crowds are pretty fun actually. Sure there is a chance that one warped individual is more likely to pop up, it's statistically proven. BUt, if you can accept that crowd, you'd be amazed at how normal they really are and how many straight friends they really have. Yes, i have had my share of gay referenced straight hook ups. Hooking up my friends? NO. All trim for me. **** stroies to tell...no. Just hook ups.

Now, back to whom is light in the loafers, That's because you are helping her pick out shoes and **** to match to her blouse or what ever you call them. You ain't fooling anybody.

 

ha, maybe helpin her pick out some high heels that i'd like thrown over my shoulder

 

I knew by the title that this thread was doomed from the start and then Danny and Tyler got involved.

 

i say rent it out and let the party begin !

 

 

Eighteen Double Vodkas


A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered six double vodkas again. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

 

lmfao