A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.

As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, "Thanks for the peanuts."

She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off 'em."
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What does a pizza delivery guy have in common with a Gynecologist?

He can smell it but can't eat it.
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What did Adam say to Eve when he first saw her?


STAND BACK! I don't know how big this is gonna get!


To which Eve replied.......

"Well, it better get bigger than that or I'm going to get an apple."
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What do Michael Jackson and Kmart have in common?

They both have little boys pants half off.
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How do you know when its time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

The big hand is on the little hand.
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what caused michael jacksons food poisoning?



a 12 year old weiner

 

Haha, those are pretty good! You're all about jokes huh?

 

LMAO, good 1's