>A young guy from Minnesota moves to Florida and goes to a big
> everything
> under one roof" department store looking for a job.
> >
> >The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?"
> >
> >The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Minnesota."
> >
> >Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
> >
> >"You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you
> did."
> His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the
> store
> was locked up, the boss came down.
> >
> >"How many customers bought something from you today?
> >
> >The kid says, "One".
> >
> >The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers
> a
> day.
> >
> >How much was the sale for?"
> ; >
> >The kid says, "$101, 237.65".
> >
> >The boss says, "$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?"
> >
> >The kid says, "First, I sold him a small fish hook.
> >Then I sold him a medium fishhook.
> >Then I sold him a larger fishhook.
> >Then I sold him a new fishing rod.
> >
> >Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the
> coast, so
> I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat
> department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
> >
> >Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took
> him
> down to the automotive department and sold him that 4 x 4 Expedition."
> >
> >
> >The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him
> a
> BOAT and a TRUCK?"
> >
> >The kid said, "No, the guy came in here to b uy Tampons for his wife,
> and I
> said,
> >'Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing."

 

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