I was a Texas **** Star. I had a black cowboy hat, a black robe, my green John Deere boxers and a 24" long panty hose leg stuffed with pillow cotton that may have resembed a falice. It just may have. (pics are bound to surface soon. ) When I got out of the truck heading to the bar (not wearing the robe because i was damn near sweating in it) and looked over to see two bike cops sitting about 20 yards away. I was like ****!!! and threw my robe on. The dick was a big hit though. I got drunk and started slapping people with it. haha Walking from bar to bar with it flopping everywhere was HILARIOUS!!! The ladies were laughing their asses off!

I was in no condition to drive so i walked over to campus (right across the street from the bar system ) I got to the Geology building and went to our little secluded room with couches. This room is meant for only Geology Majors and it has a coded door to keep out the other idiots. I passed the ***** out on a couch with my cowboy hat tipped down on my face and my "falice" flopped out. Mind you, I have an 8:00am class the following morning. The janitor dropped a trashcan on the floor and woke me up. I sat up really fast and said "****!!!!" I looked over at her and yelled,
>"WHAT TIME IS IT?"
"7:50"
>"**** ME!!!!"

I ran out of the room and damn near ran out into one of my buddies who was out with us the night before. He about pissed himself laughing. Im still wearing my giddyup and realized my huge pecker was still attatched. I snag a pen from him and stab the **** out of the panny hose to get it to tear. I finally get it off and realize that my truck is still parked in the parking lot across from the bar. Yeah, i dont have a parking pass for that lot. I walk ACROSS TEXAS A&M CAMPUS 5 minutes before class starts wearing the said giddyup minus sans the dick. There were a few people walking the class that i was supposed to be in and they could do nothing but laugh. I had a $40.00 present in the form of a a parking ticket sitting on my windshield when i got to the truck. I go home, take a shower, warm up some two day old spagetti and return to school. We have been giggling about it all day.

I wish every weekend was halloween. Its an excuse for girls to dress slutty, get drunk and make bad decisions. Do you ever have those nights that you didnt score but you wake up smiling like you did? Definately a good night.

Ill get the pics either tonight or tomorrow morning.

 

i should have gone to college

 

the part beau speaks of is a blast...the actual school part sucks


we dressed one of my buddys up like a bloody p*ssy with a tampon string hangin out down between his legs...they made a special "trophy" for him at the bar for most disgusting costume it was great

 

I thought of getting a box making it look like a small dresser with ***** and getting a lamp and being a one night stand.....

 

This man speaks the truth. Getting your undergrad degree teaches you very little in the ways of knowllege. It mainly teaches time management.


Twisting off in 3-2-1.........

 

Hope daddy is not reading this!

 

I went to college. I remember some of it..... I think....

 

That would have been pretty cool about 5 years ago but ever since some guy did it and his picture was posted on collegehumor.com there's tons of people who do that.


My buddy this year was a **** block. Same kind of idea, he painted a cardboard box to look like a block, threw some chicken arms on and went around saying really gay **** the whole night.

 

LMAO nice story...get us some pics!

 

Ladies?




Hahaha! I just got back from some trashcan bowling with the F350! AMAZING!