George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline

Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop
using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would
be 11 million less people using our gas. The price of gas would come
down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen,
rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come
to America then he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a
soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it. After his tour, he
will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country. He
will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This option
will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for
themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without
the canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.
George Carlin

 

God I love George Carlin!

 

me too..very very smart man

 

lol I like it when he lists off random **** extremely fast. He is very entertaining. Did yall see him in the movie Dogma?

 

George is hilarious.

 

can we enact this bill tomorrow???

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