because the people over in the GT500 thread are raising hell about a whole bunch of bull ****

 

Somebody got butthurt now everybody wants a peice of the pie!

 

Cuz ppl cant take a good ribbing among friends. Sorry. My rant is over.

 

cmon.... are you kidding me... if this were true one of you southerners would have rode you john deere down here to california to kick my *** for everything i have said..... whatever happened to just having a good laugh.... I know im a tall fat *** redneck... and you know what if you were to say it i would laugh my *** off with you..... why the hell are peopple so damn sensitive these days.... What ever happened to being able to take a joke, and god forbid even being able to make fun of yourself....

"why does a southerner screw a sheep toward a cliff?"

"So it will push back"



"how do you circumsize a southerner?"

"kick his sister in the jaw"

 

Us coonasses dont have cliffs or hills per say, so we just stick their back hooves in our shrimp boots. Me on the other hand I just go to Johns house. He has his sheep trained already. dont even have to chase it around, just open the door, and she backs up.

 

Oh BTW john, welcome back, it was quiet when you were gone though

 

Need to get me a wife like that....

 

dont we all...as long as shes not as hairy as a sheep

 

its wierd I joined this forum lets say 2 months ago.. and i sit here and joke with you guys like ive known you forever... and yet i have no idea who the hell any of you are.... just realized that

here so you guys can get to know me. MY PAGE

 

I dont care who you are thats funny right there