Crazy happenings this past weekend in College Station.
Jul 18, 2006 | 01:17 AM
#16
Originally Posted by FarmerBeau
Ok, well i rolled into College Station Saturday morning at 3:00am to my roommates b-day party. I had been working in Dallas for the past week on a field service job and i was tired as hell because i pulled an 18 hour day. I got to the party, took a shower, grabbed a cold shiner and talked a while. Call me crazy but hell, i promised Travis that i would go to his 20th bday party. 
This is besides the point
We all got up later and went to Freebirds. We were bullshitting around for a bit and i decided to take a buddy for a ride to show him what the long white bitch could do. We were GENTLY rolling through this neighborhood (not raising any hell quite yet.
) I have to say i was going about 35 and this little cat ran out infront of me. I had abselutely no time to stop. I hit it. I stopped and sort of lemented at the fact that the little bastard had just ended his life and made me a part of it. I was like ****. My buddy felt bad for me but since there was nothing to do, i drove on. 20 seconds later i get pulled the **** over. I hate College Station PD 
(this is by no means ver-batem sp?)
Cop: Did you know that you just ran over a cat?
Me: I know, but there was nothing i could do. It was either slam on the brakes and endanger pedestrians and other motorists or hit a cat. I picked the lesser of the two evils sir.
Cop: Well i think you need to do the right thing and find the owner and make peace.
Me: Ok?
So i turn around in a cul-de-sac and go back to the lifeless kitty. I parked my truck and to my unluckyness, there is a tag on the collar of the cat. "Mittens" belonged to the address across the street from where it all went down.
Me: ****!
I walk up the walkway with the lifeless kitty and the cop is trailing me. I told my buddy to wait in the truck. I ring the doorbell and after a short wait that seemed like forever, a little old lady opened the door.
Me: BIG ****!!!!!
I told her that i was sorry and that Mittens had run out infront of me. I apologized profusely and told her that if there was anything i could do to help her out, i would do it.
Cop: Offer her some money!
Me: huh?
Cop: You heard me.
Me: (looking over to the lady at this point, pretty teary eyed) Ma'am, I have 6 bucks cash on me and my ATM card isnt working at the moment.
Lady: You keep your money. I am fine.
Cop: Ma'am, Please accept the money.
I insist and insist that she takes the six bucks that i have. The cop is starting to lose his temper and so the lady accepts the money.
THE COP THEN PROCEEDS TO ARREST ME....>AND THE LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For what you ask?
SELLING *****!!
This is besides the pointWe all got up later and went to Freebirds. We were bullshitting around for a bit and i decided to take a buddy for a ride to show him what the long white bitch could do. We were GENTLY rolling through this neighborhood (not raising any hell quite yet.
) I have to say i was going about 35 and this little cat ran out infront of me. I had abselutely no time to stop. I hit it. I stopped and sort of lemented at the fact that the little bastard had just ended his life and made me a part of it. I was like ****. My buddy felt bad for me but since there was nothing to do, i drove on. 20 seconds later i get pulled the **** over. I hate College Station PD (this is by no means ver-batem sp?)
Cop: Did you know that you just ran over a cat?
Me: I know, but there was nothing i could do. It was either slam on the brakes and endanger pedestrians and other motorists or hit a cat. I picked the lesser of the two evils sir.
Cop: Well i think you need to do the right thing and find the owner and make peace.
Me: Ok?
So i turn around in a cul-de-sac and go back to the lifeless kitty. I parked my truck and to my unluckyness, there is a tag on the collar of the cat. "Mittens" belonged to the address across the street from where it all went down.
Me: ****!
I walk up the walkway with the lifeless kitty and the cop is trailing me. I told my buddy to wait in the truck. I ring the doorbell and after a short wait that seemed like forever, a little old lady opened the door.
Me: BIG ****!!!!!
I told her that i was sorry and that Mittens had run out infront of me. I apologized profusely and told her that if there was anything i could do to help her out, i would do it.
Cop: Offer her some money!
Me: huh?
Cop: You heard me.
Me: (looking over to the lady at this point, pretty teary eyed) Ma'am, I have 6 bucks cash on me and my ATM card isnt working at the moment.
Lady: You keep your money. I am fine.
Cop: Ma'am, Please accept the money.
I insist and insist that she takes the six bucks that i have. The cop is starting to lose his temper and so the lady accepts the money.
THE COP THEN PROCEEDS TO ARREST ME....>AND THE LADY!!!!!!!!!!!!
For what you ask?
SELLING *****!!
cant say it was a great joke, but it got me 
Matt!