>Subject: When you have a "I hate My Job" day, try this.
>Importance: High
>
>
> > >
> > > On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the
> > >thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson
>&
> >
> > >Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
> > >
> > > When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and
> >disconnect
> > >the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable
> > >clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove
> >the
> > >thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that
>it
> >
> > >will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out
> >the
> > >literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print
> >there
> > >is a statement, "Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
>is
> > >personally tested".
> > >
> > > Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so
>glad
> >I
> > >do not work in the Thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."
> > >
> > > HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH
>A
> >JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE *** THAN YOURS!

 

LOL.I'd hate to be the guy who has to test horse thermometers or Elephant thermometers

 

^^^ Wow! SALL IM SAYIN!

 

+1!!!!!!!!!

 

 

for some reason that made me think of Jackass II