So I scammed out of work and decided it was time to change the oil rotate the tires etc. My neighbor comes over with some beers ....... then of course I'm having fun so the wife's ESP is going off. She comes out of the house full boar. "I thought you were working on the truck? Then I come out and find you drinking beer and bullshitting." I reply "I am working on the truck the oil is draining right now." she actually looks under the truck.... oh ...... then it begins "The only thing getting drained are those beers... blah blah..." my neighbor butts in "Yeah man you do spend a lot of time working on your truck." I respond back "Well, the trucks been with me longer." I'm a little twisted so I didnt realize what I said until it was too late. Needless to say I'm stuck in the house with one really pissed off Southern Bell.

Any advice? She is really pissed, its almost as bad as forgot aniversary pissed.

 

Apologizing generally works well.....

 

PIITB.... thats all I'm going to say...

 

 

well, the truck has been there longer....



I got a solution! She can just buy you a new truck, 2wd SS, then you will never be able to use that excuse again!!! go ahead and tell her, then come back and thank me later

 

And you beat me to it..

 

throw her some tissue and a tampon and tell her to stfu.

 

Are you guys trying to get him kicked out of the house. lol.

 

PIITB, yeah I tried that previously and that is one of the reasons me and my truck have been spending so much time together.

 

huh???