new MEXICAN from COMALES texas
02-20-2006, 12:46 AM
#11
TECH Addict
iTrader: (5)
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Rgv,Tx
Posts: 2,408
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by chapita
hey ALAN post your times on the drag tread, guys believe me when I say this this truck hauls butt for not having hardly anything at all and all that milage and besides it's a 99 4.8 extendedcab with 135,000k, he could have run better that day but 3 things didn't work out well:
#1- almost 100% humidity
#2-left his spare on
#3- PAN driver
I think with those 3 things fixed (well maybe not the driver cause he will always be a pan can't fix that) he would probably be in the 15.3 15.2 range just imagine what it would do if it had a better fuel system and less milage this truck is going to the 14,s si no alan se mocha un huevo laterz
dictionary for the frazes used
pan- dumb ***
mocha- to cut, or cut off
huevo- egg, or his nut
ALAN -pan and
gay
#1- almost 100% humidity
#2-left his spare on
#3- PAN driver
I think with those 3 things fixed (well maybe not the driver cause he will always be a pan can't fix that) he would probably be in the 15.3 15.2 range just imagine what it would do if it had a better fuel system and less milage this truck is going to the 14,s si no alan se mocha un huevo laterz
dictionary for the frazes used
pan- dumb ***
mocha- to cut, or cut off
huevo- egg, or his nut
ALAN -pan and
gay
he is also from the valluco i smell a race coming up 
02-20-2006, 08:21 PM
#13
Launching!
iTrader: (1)
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: mission TX.
Posts: 214
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
yeah but i bet that if alan had the same mods as Tiburons it would wipe with it all over the track (you guys have to remember that this truck only has a muffler, intake, hp tune, and of course 135.000miles with a nearly burnt up fuel pump, and not to mention its a 99 escb fleetside so there is a wieght differance, but lets get it on with a friendly street race i am pretty sure alan is up for it) RIGHT PAN
02-20-2006, 09:11 PM
#14
TECH Resident
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Edinburg, TX
Posts: 976
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Welcome man. RGV rules all y, huelo unas picas en el cercano futuro ???..... 
Translation
y = and
huelo = smell
unas = a
pikas = race
en = in
el = the
cercano = near
futuro = future
??? = ???
=
Translation
y = and
huelo = smell
unas = a
pikas = race
en = in
el = the
cercano = near
futuro = future
??? = ???
=
02-20-2006, 09:29 PM
#15
Launching!
iTrader: (1)
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: mission TX.
Posts: 214
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
HEY ALAN got a friend here that says that you chupas his weewees dont really know what that means but he says you are very familiar with them. BURGANDY LIGHTNING aka el BEEF master aka la ECS/quei OK pan 
DIC for Frazes:
ALAN-
chupas-suck on and swallow
weewees-*****
BURGANDY LIGHTNING-(alans)worst nightmare
BEEF master- la mera PAIPA
la ECS/quei- burgandy lightning
pan-alan
DIC for Frazes:
ALAN-
chupas-suck on and swallow
weewees-*****
BURGANDY LIGHTNING-
(alans)worst nightmareBEEF master- la mera PAIPA
la ECS/quei- burgandy lightning
pan-alan
02-21-2006, 12:27 PM
#19
Launching!
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: mcallen,Tx
Posts: 256
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by Tractionless
Welcome man. RGV rules all y, huelo unas picas en el cercano futuro ???.....
Translation
y = and
huelo = smell
unas = a
pikas = race
en = in
el = the
cercano = near
futuro = future
??? = ???
=
Translation
y = and
huelo = smell
unas = a
pikas = race
en = in
el = the
cercano = near
futuro = future
??? = ???
= What do you drive
02-21-2006, 11:06 PM
#20
TECH Addict
iTrader: (5)
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Rgv,Tx
Posts: 2,408
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Originally Posted by chapita
yeah but i bet that if alan had the same mods as Tiburons it would wipe with it all over the track (you guys have to remember that this truck only has a muffler, intake, hp tune, and of course 135.000miles with a nearly burnt up fuel pump, and not to mention its a 99 escb fleetside so there is a wieght differance, but lets get it on with a friendly street race i am pretty sure alan is up for it) RIGHT PAN
And about the milage they say the more the better 