I saw a show on TV long time ago. Old black guy and two grandsons turtle hunting in the swamps. One SMALL kid in the water, one on the bank with the grandpa. Grandpa and son on the bank all tied up telling all about it to the camera. One small kid in the water has hold of one larger than him. Goes down once, twice, bubble glup..... grandpa finally realizes the turtle is getting the best of the kid in the water. Smacks grandson 2 on the head and yells get in the water and help your brother boy!

Funny as hell

 

Hey I made a disclaimer in the original intro. You couldn't tell from his charisma that he was a larger than life kinda guy? At least 1.25 man there!

 

In KY I think instead of a 1.25 man it should be 5/4

 

All I can say is that guy saves some serious money on tooth paste!
Here's someone gettin bit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY2E6...eature=related
We used to catch these things when we were kids, drag netting for crayfish and minnows for bait. They are nasty creatures and smell really bad!

 

"i got my teeth knocked out by a chain saw" how in the heck do you do that?

 

My guess would be a "kick back". If you are lucky you break a nose or lose teeth. Otherwise you cut your head off or mess up some symmetry somewhere.

 

thqat had to really hurt, these thing can snap broom handles...he kept his cool, amazing.

 

R we talkin bout the same thing?

U R both.

Uh huh. The largest snapper I ever saw (plenty bigger than 18" in dia.) was crossing the road. Neighbor went & got a broomstick. Snapped in 1/2 like it was nothing. Can't imagine what kind of power was in them jaws, but I think it'd whoop ya azz.

See above comment on handle. Devastating power.

 

Needs to be edited. Right after he says when they try to bite you need to be careful, it should jump to the biting scene.

 

LOL, good find KY!! When I see guys like that I think whoever tries to invade us one day(god forbid) is gonna have to deal with lunatics like that, and there's a lot of them in this country. After realizing that there's people like that around I stop worrying about being invaded so much...as dumb as he is I gotta admire what he does, hell I wouldn't do that!

I don't know if any of what I posted makes sense but I get tired of the people in LA who are all about Luis Vuitton and Prada **** and having their yards done professionally every damn day, etc...I love this weird *** country we live in.