My g/f's cousin has always ragged on me about having a piece of crap chevrolet.Then always talking about LS1 motors ain't **** to ford and all that crap. Just an idiot.
About 4 years ago, not long after I met him, he was ******* my truck in front of all the guys in the family. Talking about his 199x 5.0 explorer could whoop me and all that. This is back when I didn't have that many mods (G80 with 3.42s, K&N CAI, Dual Flowmasters, and JET chip). Anyways, he ran his mouth and I told him anytime that he wanted, prove it. Everybody started ******* him and told to race right then. He started trying to make bullcrap excuses and finally said okay. We lined them up in front of the blacktop road in front of my g/f's house. We were about 100ft away from her house. Her other cousin flagged us down, I spun and smoked my tires up until about 30ft from her driveway. He didn't spin at all. When I hooked up, I went flying by him. By 70 he was about 7-8 lengths behind me. We get back and his mom and dad started cursing him and took the keys away, it was their explorer, he didn't even have a car! He was like 25 then. Then his wife started crying,"what are we gonna drive!?" That **** was funny, even my g/f's dad was behind my truck laughing.

Now he's got a 1998 Dodge ext. cab 4x4 360 (5.9L) he thinks he can beat me with. He says he's gonna put cam, heads, headers, chip, maybe 100shot (most likely not), etc. and he thinks it'll take my 383 LS1 that I'm dropping in. I'm gonna get this one on tape. Hell I might try and get one of the 360 magnum vs. my little 325!

 

Make sure you get it on tape.......but make sure his mommy say's it's ok first.

 

It's approved, this one's his. He's 29 now, that's like 18 in redneck years!

 

hahaha
i can't say much about rednecks, Im not entirely one, but I have family that is pretty hardcore redneck.
please get it on tape. this guy sounds like ricky bobby

 

That guy sounds like a better fit for a Honda Civic.

 

He's all Ford this and that but doesn't even own one. Since I raced him in his momma's explorer, he's had an old tahoe, tacoma, s-10 and now the dodge!