so called "mechanic" at my work.
#45
im surrounded by idiots like these also, 12 second 1.5 n/a civics, mustangs that should run 10's with stock tires, and they have never been down a track, hell a guy asked me what my truck ran and i told him with headers and tune it ran 14.0, he said thats all? i run 14.2's with hypertech only, (its a 01 ecsb 5.3 stock as a rock) If u could legally beat the sh@t out of one person per year.....
#46
Ok, I have to add this...
One of my buddy's had a SBC replace in his full size blazer. The thing was leaking oil like crazy about a week later. He took it back to the shop and the oil pan was about to fall OFF!. They saw the new tires he had just put on and said "oh, you just out those tires on? The old tires must have been out of balance and shook the oil pan bolts loose"
One of my buddy's had a SBC replace in his full size blazer. The thing was leaking oil like crazy about a week later. He took it back to the shop and the oil pan was about to fall OFF!. They saw the new tires he had just put on and said "oh, you just out those tires on? The old tires must have been out of balance and shook the oil pan bolts loose"
#47
We got a guy around here with a 99 or so dodge ecsb that says he can run 9's. Tyler tried to set a race up for me for $100 and the guy said he had to get his supercharger put back on and get his Nawz hooked back up or some **** like that. I hate stupid people
#48
Ok, I have to add this...
One of my buddy's had a SBC replace in his full size blazer. The thing was leaking oil like crazy about a week later. He took it back to the shop and the oil pan was about to fall OFF!. They saw the new tires he had just put on and said "oh, you just out those tires on? The old tires must have been out of balance and shook the oil pan bolts loose"
One of my buddy's had a SBC replace in his full size blazer. The thing was leaking oil like crazy about a week later. He took it back to the shop and the oil pan was about to fall OFF!. They saw the new tires he had just put on and said "oh, you just out those tires on? The old tires must have been out of balance and shook the oil pan bolts loose"

#49
the other day in class this guy told me he was gonna put a 5000 stall in his truck and set his rev limiter to 10k so he could beat my truck. i told him i was gonna swap in a v12 and his response was....dude that would be so sick im gonna get that before you do,,will that be as fast as an dodge ram rts-10??
he couldnt figure out why i was laughing so hard. lmao.
he couldnt figure out why i was laughing so hard. lmao.
#50
the timing chains on those 4.6's are pressed on, no keys, not any real good timing marks to speak of LOL... its a bit tricky to get one perfect. BUT.... why the hell was he messing with the timing if he was just swapping a motor!?!?!
being a Technician at a dealership, I deal with these people all the time... I had a customer today tell me his 08 Mustang ran 10's (1/4 mile) STOCK the day he bought it. I just turned and walked towards my tool box
I didnt even bother telling him my stock looking truck sitting right behind my bay door would make anything on our lot look silly
being a Technician at a dealership, I deal with these people all the time... I had a customer today tell me his 08 Mustang ran 10's (1/4 mile) STOCK the day he bought it. I just turned and walked towards my tool box
I didnt even bother telling him my stock looking truck sitting right behind my bay door would make anything on our lot look silly



