She hit every damn limb on the way down
10-04-2002, 12:55 AM
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She hit every damn limb on the way down
I know this has happened to some of you guys. I am sorry because I know this isn't about trucks but it gives you all a chance to laugh at the red2k. I ran into a old friend that use to work for me at walmart. Well, I use to be the over night manager and there was this chick that worked the evening shift that "use to be" fine as hell. So I asked him about her because he was friends with her. He gave me her number and I called her. Man she still " sounded" fine as ever. Well, after talking to her for a couple of days we decided to meet. You all know the term coyote ugly? Well that aint got **** on this girl now. Remember on the movie Friday when smokie met the FAt chick and yelled DAAAAAAAAAMN? Well, I could say a damn thing. The girl had some brown funky set of teeth like they were begging for some crest. Girl was wearing a crop top and a mini skirt. I really wished she hadnt. If her legs were a truck, they would total her because there is no way to fix that much hail damage. Girl's **** were haging like some monkeys had been swinging from them for the last decade, strecthed more than a bungee cord. Long johns silvers fish aint got **** on how bad this girl's hair was fried. Girl had to to wear sandels to. Feet were more jacked up than big foot and grave digger. toes were pointing in all directions. I didnt notice if there were any corns because i couldnt stand to look any longer. Tammy Fe Baker must be pissed cause this girl must have stole it all and tried all of it on this night. I swear it would take a grinder to remove it all. Girl spent so much time in a tanning bed she had sun spots all over her. Thank GOD my buddy called my cell phone during this time. I told her I had a emergency and had to go. Now my damn phone rings all the time with her number on the caller ID. I am scared boys. Have I really made GOD so mad that I deserve this? I am going to church this weekend for sure. May GOD have mercy on my soul. <img border="0" alt="[angel]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_angel.gif" />
10-04-2002, 01:21 AM
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Re: She hit every damn limb on the way down
hahahahahaha!!! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
you go, you big stud! you gonna start hittin' up those jenny craig & weight watchers conventions now red? hey, maybe she could keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer!!
its ok bro, i've had the same *hit happen to me before as well! blind dates from hell.
and never go by the voice on the phone, ive been burned by those a couple of times.
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you go, you big stud! you gonna start hittin' up those jenny craig & weight watchers conventions now red? hey, maybe she could keep you warm in the winter and give you shade in the summer!!
its ok bro, i've had the same *hit happen to me before as well! blind dates from hell.
and never go by the voice on the phone, ive been burned by those a couple of times.
<img border="0" alt="[cheers]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_cheers.gif" />
10-04-2002, 01:41 AM
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Re: She hit every damn limb on the way down
Man I wished she was fat so i could have seen her far away so i could have ran before she saw me. RUUUUUUUUUUUN FOREEEEEEEST RUUUUUUUUUUUN
10-04-2002, 06:36 AM
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Re: She hit every damn limb on the way down
LOL HA HA. That same situation happened to my friend about 3 months ago. It sucks huh? LOL...If your not gonna hit it, tell her that you have a girl.
10-04-2002, 08:15 AM
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Re: She hit every damn limb on the way down
Sounds like you had a great time. When is the second date? <img border="0" title="" alt="[Razz]" src="gr_tounge.gif" />
10-04-2002, 10:54 AM
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<img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" /> That's a great story - it brings back really bad memories, but nonetheless, it's a great story...
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Just read your post. Too funny <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" />
I think you should go on a date with her and post your results so all these <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" /> on here can have a good laugh! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" /> All you would have to do is just lay down and let her do all the work...
Sorry...just the thought of it makes me wanna <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />
I think you should go on a date with her and post your results so all these <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" /> on here can have a good laugh! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="gr_eek2.gif" /> All you would have to do is just lay down and let her do all the work...
Sorry...just the thought of it makes me wanna <img border="0" alt="[barf]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_barf.gif" />
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Re: She hit every damn limb on the way down
Hmm, sounds like a double-bagger...one for her, and one for you! <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[jester]" title="" src="graemlins/gr_jest.gif" />
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Re: She hit every damn limb on the way down
Oh hell I would hit it. I am married and I could not get laid in a womens prison with a fist full of pardons. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="gr_grin.gif" />
10-05-2002, 01:41 AM
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Re: She hit every damn limb on the way down
Well guys I didn what you said and went and hit it. Infact I hit it many times. I enjoyed it to. Yeah she tried to hope in my truck so i hit her. Then i put it in reverse and hit her again, and again and again. Strange it didnt feel like apple pie. Anyway, My vision is still coming back to me from going into shock from seeing her.