onequick5.3

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I like the bird seed idea, or take the keys from the brother take a different girl out to her car and bang her in the drivers seat. She will think about it everytime she sits down in the Jetta

Neil 6.0

A couple more...smear vaseline under all the door handles (or if you want to be an *******, use automotive grease). And for the interior, (if you don't want to use birdseed), get a cheap feather pillow and cut it open and dump all the feathers inside. I have more, but they are evil.

BTW, sweet truck Carbon04.

gr8twhite

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Insted of vaseline,use neverseaze under the door handles.

SaintLos

Use peanut butter beneath the door handles

GoldenVelvet

You can get the shrink wrap stuff and the packing peanuts from any office supply store. I once shrink wrapped a passed out friend to the chair he was sleeping in. He spent about 5 minuets trying to get up. On April fools day I filled a friends car with the packing peanuts and I cant tell you it want cheap but well worth it.

BTW, That is a nice looking truck you got in your sig. Love the rims.

01yellow4.8

If you have a tool to take the valve stem center out she will air the tire back up and it will just all leak out. It will take her forever to figure it out

Deckhand

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or just put a BB or a pebble in the stem cap. lol

goshawk23

i have always liked soaping the windows. makes for a nice clean windshield once they get all the soap off. talking about a bar of soap and rub the dog **** out of it on all of windows.

04BlackSilverado

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If you can, put a crap load of Dish soap like Joy or something in her windshield washer fluid. It will sud and foam like a bastard!!!
And put something like choclate syurp on her windshield so she will use the the wipers.
Double edged sword!!

Kano

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just jack the car up and put blocks under it so when she tries to take off
it just spins
make it to where the car is just barely not touching the ground
then let most of the air out so when she removes the blocks
and sets the car down they're flat
then take rolls of surveying tape "ribbon" and tie them under the car so when she takes off there is 100 foot of ribbon following her

I did this to a guy at work the other day
let me tell you I was in some serious pain from laughing so hard

now everyday he checks all under and around his truck checking things out


but whatever you do get it on tape
I wish I had of