Just hold me... (another joke!)
May 6, 2004 | 10:19 PM
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Just hold me... (another joke!)
Here's the story...
So my friend was at a club last week and met this girl. He was telling me about how he was really feeling her and stuff. All he was looking for was just to get some, so he went back to her apartment. It went kinda of quick...touching goes to groping...groping...goes to kissing...it was all good.
Then right when he thought he was about to get some she says, "just hold me". He was like ok, didn't want to be pushy on the first time they met so he held her and then went home.
Later on, they went on a date again, and this time he thought for sure gonna get lucky. Touching goes to groping...groping goes to kissing...and that's when it came again, "just hold me." He was thinking alright, first real date, so why not hold her again and go home like the time before being a nice guy.
On the third date, he said he wasn't getting his hopes up, and there it came again, "just hold me." This is when most guys would get upset and just leave.
But the next day, he took her shopping. Not just cheap shopping, I'm talking about expensive stuff here. Apparently he told her she can have anything in the store that she wanted. She went and tried on a fur coat, he said "boy oh boy, that looks nice on you! You can have that if you want." Then she was looking at these diamond earrings, he said to her, "go on, try them on." She put them on and got all excited...he told me he'd never seen a girl so happy.
When they were finished looking around she says, "I'm finished, you can buy me these now." Now here's the kicker...he said he looked at her and was like, "I thought we would just hold these for a while."
hhahahhahahha
So my friend was at a club last week and met this girl. He was telling me about how he was really feeling her and stuff. All he was looking for was just to get some, so he went back to her apartment. It went kinda of quick...touching goes to groping...groping...goes to kissing...it was all good.
Then right when he thought he was about to get some she says, "just hold me". He was like ok, didn't want to be pushy on the first time they met so he held her and then went home.
Later on, they went on a date again, and this time he thought for sure gonna get lucky. Touching goes to groping...groping goes to kissing...and that's when it came again, "just hold me." He was thinking alright, first real date, so why not hold her again and go home like the time before being a nice guy.
On the third date, he said he wasn't getting his hopes up, and there it came again, "just hold me." This is when most guys would get upset and just leave.
But the next day, he took her shopping. Not just cheap shopping, I'm talking about expensive stuff here. Apparently he told her she can have anything in the store that she wanted. She went and tried on a fur coat, he said "boy oh boy, that looks nice on you! You can have that if you want." Then she was looking at these diamond earrings, he said to her, "go on, try them on." She put them on and got all excited...he told me he'd never seen a girl so happy.
When they were finished looking around she says, "I'm finished, you can buy me these now." Now here's the kicker...he said he looked at her and was like, "I thought we would just hold these for a while."
hhahahhahahha
May 6, 2004 | 10:29 PM
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hahaha! I think most girls know if they are going to sleep with you or not way before the kissing and grouping goes on. I think they just like to test you to see if you're a sexual addict, good thing I hide it well! 
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