No more bull balls in Washington County,MD?
Nutbag: "I'm Going To Outlaw Nutbags."
It's for the children. Numbnuts number one explains the crisis: Washington County Sheriff's deputy Matthew Bragunier figures that he sees, at least once a day, fake bull genitals [more accurately, a scrotum — RvB] flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks. They're only a toy, but they're also unpleasant to look at, said Bragunier, worried what his 2-year-old girl might think someday. "My daughter's going to see this," he said. "She's going to ask what this is. I don't want to be put in that spot. I don't think I ever want to be in that spot." Yes, god forbid that a child should ever see an animal scrotum. If the Braguniers have a dog, we should assume that it's either (a) female or (b) wearing colorful pantaloons (baggy, natch), probably knitted by Mrs. Bragunier herself. Also, no visits to the petting zoo for these kids! Enter numbnuts number two: http://www.bakelblog.com/photos/uncategorized/balls.jpg Del. LeRoy E. Myers Jr., R-Washington/Allegany, agreed [with Bragunier]. This week, he filed a bill for Maryland to ban the toys and others like them. The bill prohibits any "model, sign, sticker or other item" that shows uncovered human or animal genitals, as well as human buttocks or female breasts, from motor vehicles. While they're still legal, you can buy the fake bull's balls from this site (sample quote: "All of our products are colored through & through, should you ever drag your balls on anything, the color remains consistent").UN-F'ing believable.:eyes: |
This is how I feel about it...
PM me for link to video. :P |
Originally Posted by dewmanshu
This is how I feel about it...
PM me for link to video. :P hahah fucking hilarious |
http://www.msa.md.gov/msa/mdmanual/0.../msa13975.html
This is the delegate backing the bill. I should email him that video. |
Originally Posted by dewmanshu
Nutbag: "I'm Going To Outlaw Nutbags."
It's for the children. Numbnuts number one explains the crisis: [indent]Washington County Sheriff's deputy Matthew Bragunier figures that he sees, at least once a day, fake bull genitals [more accurately, a scrotum — RvB] flopping from the hitches of pickup trucks. They're only a toy, but they're also unpleasant to look at, said Bragunier, worried what his 2-year-old girl might think someday. "My daughter's going to see this," he said. "She's going to ask what this is. I don't want to be put in that spot. I don't think I ever want to be in that spot." My main point in replying to this is, do you guys think that someone who can't come up with a clever enough response to 2 year old is someone who should be allowed to try to change things for the rest of the general public?? I mean... his 2 year old daughter was his main concern... if he can't deal with her alone what grounds does he have to stand on to make any decisions about anything? |
Originally Posted by MikeZQ8SS
Now, I'm not a big fan of those, personally I think they're tacky and I want to kick them every time I see 'em, but my belief is to each his own. If you like 'em put em on... if not, don't.
My main point in replying to this is, do you guys think that someone who can't come up with a clever enough response to 2 year old is someone who should be allowed to try to change things for the rest of the general public?? I mean... his 2 year old daughter was his main concern... if he can't deal with her alone what grounds does he have to stand on to make any decisions about anything? |
I guess they willl be castrating all of the dogs next. Would not want his precious little girl to see those either.
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Can't say it bothers me that they'll be gone but, maybe he should worry more about police type stuff. :jest:
Dewey - You'll probably be getting a few PM's :P :jest: |
Originally Posted by XLR8NSS
Can't say it bothers me that they'll be gone but, maybe he should worry more about police type stuff. :jest:
Dewey - You'll probably be getting a few PM's :P :jest: |
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