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Old May 2, 2007 | 10:43 AM
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Holty's night class settled down to its coloring books. Holty went up to the teacher's desk and said, "I ain't got no crayons."

"You mean," she replied, " 'I don't have any crayons.'You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?"

"Not really," Holty said. "What happened to all the ******* crayons?"


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Old May 2, 2007 | 08:46 PM
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Old May 2, 2007 | 09:03 PM
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The teacher replied dewmanshu ate them!
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Old May 2, 2007 | 09:30 PM
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The teacher replied dewmanshu ate them!
No those were paint chips that dewey ate, I know because he stole them off me.
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Old May 2, 2007 | 10:23 PM
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Y'all are to much.
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Old May 3, 2007 | 05:52 AM
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The teacher hid the crayons because Holty kept trying to smoke them.
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Old May 3, 2007 | 06:14 AM
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I don't eat paint chips...I crush them up and smoke them. Holty mixes crushed up crayons in his tea. LOL Holty drinks tea.
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Old May 3, 2007 | 02:31 PM
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I usually dissolve the paint chips in laquer thinner and shoot it, hits harder and faster that way.
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Old May 4, 2007 | 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by XLR8NSS
I usually dissolve the paint chips in laquer thinner and shoot it, hits harder and faster that way.
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Originally Posted by XLR8NSS
I usually dissolve the paint chips in laquer thinner and shoot it, hits harder and faster that way.
That video of you lighting the shot on fire and catching yourself on fire...that's you!!!!! AHAHHAAHHA
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