hahaha, this got posted in my rant about her on FSC

 

BAHAHAHAHAHA

 

i sing at local bars with an acoustic gig. here's my version

right now, she's probably sittin on iron bed yeah.
right now, she probaly gettin photoed and printed.
right now, she's proabaly tyrin on a brand new set or orange dungareeeees
oh cause she don't know

that they found DNA of her fake black hair
and her fingerprints there where everywhere
on the knife she used to cut my leather seats
they pulled up to her house with the flashin lights
threw her in cuffs and read her her rights
maybe next time she'll think before she freaks....

right now , she probably etin slop while im eatin fried chicken
right now, she's probably gettin eyed by 400 lb bull dyke
right now she's probably wonderin if it was worth it
oh yeah

causer they found dna of her fake blonde hair,
and her fingerprionts they were everywhere
and the knife she used to cut my lether seats
they pulled up to her house with the flashin lights
threww her in cuffs and read her her rights
maybe next time she'll think before she freaks

mighta saved a lil trouble for the next girl, cause the next time that i cheat
oh you know im just gonna call a cab
take a ride
walk
ride my bike

hell who cares this bitch is GONE!

CAUSE THEY FOUND DNA OF HER FAKE BLACK HAIR
HER FINGER PRINTS WHERE FUKCING EVERYWHERE
THAT BIG *** KNIFE THAT SHE TOOK TO MY SEEEEEATS!
THEY DID DONUTS IN HER YARD WITH THE FLASSHIN LIGHTS
THREW THAT BITCH IN CUFFS AND READ HER HER RIGHTS
MAYEB NEXT TIME SHE'LL THINK BEFORE SHE FREAKS!!!
oh maybe next tiiiiime she thiiink......
before she freaks....

 

that is f'ing great

 

thanks for making my ribs hurt more, that was good

 

amazing lol

 

"before she freaks" LOL! Awesome.

 

I Think Most Women Like That Song And To Play It Intentionally To Strike A Nerve Or So....huh??? Like A Woman Has Never Cheated....lol

 

that was good