Embarrassing children
May 10, 2011 | 03:27 PM
#3
After my Vasectomy my daughter went to school and asked in front of her entire class for everyone to pray for her Daddies privates. I only wish I could have been there to watch the reactions from the teacher.
May 10, 2011 | 03:29 PM
#4
May 10, 2011 | 03:36 PM
#5
this didnt happen to me, but a friend of mine's husband.
a little back story. my friend (the wife) is a little germafobic and will not let her daughter touch the toilet seat when she goes to public bathrooms which is understandable(kids want to put hands on seat so their butt wont fall into the tank lol). dad didnt know about this ritual.
anyways it was his first time to take his daughter to a public restroom, and ofcourse they went to the mens room. he goes into the stall with her and she starts doing her thing....she then asks him "daddy, can i touch it, can i touch it!" she said other men in the restroom started chuckling and he was horrified! he hasnt taken her to the restroom since this incident.
a little back story. my friend (the wife) is a little germafobic and will not let her daughter touch the toilet seat when she goes to public bathrooms which is understandable(kids want to put hands on seat so their butt wont fall into the tank lol). dad didnt know about this ritual.
anyways it was his first time to take his daughter to a public restroom, and ofcourse they went to the mens room. he goes into the stall with her and she starts doing her thing....she then asks him "daddy, can i touch it, can i touch it!" she said other men in the restroom started chuckling and he was horrified! he hasnt taken her to the restroom since this incident.
May 10, 2011 | 07:01 PM
#7
My buddy had his 5 year old in Walmart one day and the guy checking them out had an eye patch and hes kid said "look daddy, a pirate" and pointed at the guy and said "pirates go AArrrrrrr," lol.
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May 10, 2011 | 07:49 PM
#9
this didnt happen to me, but a friend of mine's husband.
a little back story. my friend (the wife) is a little germafobic and will not let her daughter touch the toilet seat when she goes to public bathrooms which is understandable(kids want to put hands on seat so their butt wont fall into the tank lol). dad didnt know about this ritual.
anyways it was his first time to take his daughter to a public restroom, and ofcourse they went to the mens room. he goes into the stall with her and she starts doing her thing....she then asks him "daddy, can i touch it, can i touch it!" she said other men in the restroom started chuckling and he was horrified! he hasnt taken her to the restroom since this incident.
a little back story. my friend (the wife) is a little germafobic and will not let her daughter touch the toilet seat when she goes to public bathrooms which is understandable(kids want to put hands on seat so their butt wont fall into the tank lol). dad didnt know about this ritual.
anyways it was his first time to take his daughter to a public restroom, and ofcourse they went to the mens room. he goes into the stall with her and she starts doing her thing....she then asks him "daddy, can i touch it, can i touch it!" she said other men in the restroom started chuckling and he was horrified! he hasnt taken her to the restroom since this incident.
May 10, 2011 | 08:27 PM
#10
OMFG I would have died in that stall
I have a 15yr old and 5 (6 in june). I am hard to embarrass as I am an huge idiot all by myself, but 4-6yr old boys are definitely fun and interesting to have in public. This thread could go on for months with the stupid **** that comes out of our kids mouths.