my truck seems a whole lot faster when im drunk hahahah




THAT IS ALL!

 

WOW...... one of the dumber things i heard tonite

 

Boy I know everything seems a lot faster when you're drunk. Distances are always greater too. Especially when you wanna get from your buddies truck to the patrol car across the way without giving yourself away...

 

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now that is not the smartest thing to do drink then drive

 

$thatbastard$ called me at 4 this morning. I had no idea until I got up for work at 6:30, so I hope everything is ok. The bastard is probably finally asleep now, because he won't answer the phone. Stupid youngsters and their drinking and driving..........

 

He probably called to say "I love you man!" Booze always brings out the love!

 

Hell yeah it does! He was probably looking for someone to post bail.

 

dude. why is that?

 

Wow. Not a very bright thing to do with a bright future. After all of the work i put into my truck, there is no way in hell ill drive with 3 or more beverages in me. I know you know that you could either kill yourself, or worse, you could kill others. Get a sober friend to drive or just dont drive. You are asking for a DWI or a DOA. Cut the **** and when you are drinking, dont go anywhere near your car keys.


Whats really bad is when you start calling ex girlfriends wanting some lovin .....Then your gf finds their numbers on your phone..... DOGHOUSE SUX!