FBI Job Opening

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. . Two men and
a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the
circumstances. Inside the room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. . Kill Her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" The
agent said, "Then you ' re not the right man for this job. Take your wife
and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man
came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don ' t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions,
to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks!" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil! Don't mess with them!

 

LMFAO!!!!! Lol

 

hahaha aint that the truth too

 

I'm buying a bullet proof vest when/if I get married

 

might i add u bolt the chairs down to the ground!

 

Yea with 1/2" bolts.........

 

Grade 8 too. That's funny but it doesn't suprise me