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Old 10-20-2011, 04:48 PM   #1
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Default RED HEADED **** FOR SALE....NAKED PICS INSIDE..... (worksafe) lol

I figure I will post up her pictures before she does and you can see for yourself what she is all about. This is the conversation this afternoon and see the pics below.



ME-We need to talk. I don't think we should see each other anymore

SS-What? Why?

ME-It's not you, I swear.

SS- I'm too much for you... that's it isn't it!

ME-Oh no, not at all...hell, I'm 5'11” and you are good up to a 6’4” dude.

SS- its because i have 39,000miles isnt it.

ME- NO are u kidding your still young with low miles and look better then the day i meet you

SS-Is it my supercharged engine? You don't like endless power on demand anymore?

ME-No! I'm telling you it's me, you're perfect. You ride better than any other truck out there.

SS-What?…you *** hole! You've been driving other trucks?

ME-My goodness I can't believe you! You are perfect but I must let you go. I can’t handle just seeing you parked every day…crutching past you daily is killing me.

ME-Ok I admit it! You're just too much for me right now.

SS-Her shocks are bigger aren't they.

ME-Dammit, can we not... please?

SS-I hate you. As soon as I find someone with some coin, we are done.

WB-Ha-ha-ha, don't make me laugh…what are you gunna do, post a classified on performancetrucks.net naked to gain interest?

Sick *** SS… I love and hate you at the same time...even though we were only together for a few years, you let me drive you only many times! You will forever be in my heart but it is time for you to go. It will be good for you to have road between your tread and fresh air going through your cowl hood. Here are all the naked pictures I have of you... I hope everyone sees what a skank you are…sure you are covered up in the front but your busin'***' is all showing in the back.

You’re a **** as you are always showing off your *** and how fine it is. Every car we have passed has viewed and lusted over it. It is very clear by the pics how you want to be ridden HARD but always come home to your daddy...I know, it is your never ending game.

Of course she gives test rides. Drop me a line and schedule a visit to hear her pur, feel her insides, see how she responds to your touch. She’s got it all. She blows via a radix magnacharger, feels like butter via a Detorit gear box trans, always chill with all her coolers, forever tight with her sway bar, loves muilitple positions via 4 custom carbon fiber seat inserts, definitely a spinner at 5,400 pounds 12 second truck and so sexy with all of her curves.

Want a piece of her? Take her home today with a one time payment of $22,900















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Old 10-20-2011, 04:48 PM   #2
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the interior i just had done all the inserts were done in carbonfiber and the trim was dyed black to match and also added the SS in the headliner..and yes the whole headliner was done in carbonfiber..also swaped out all the standard lights to LED lights























for the rest of the info..and for anyone who doesnt already know my truck heres the quick run down with out getting in to ever lil detail, but will be happy to answer anything if there something specificly you would like to know. anyways this is a first year 2003 silverado ss. with ONLY 39miles and was NOT drivin in the winter!! its victory red with 70 chevelle style matte black racing strips that are Painted on not a cheap stick on sticker.

at the heart of the truck is a a 6.0 with a radix supercharger with a 2.9 pulley, volant cold air intake, with a custom ducted lower cold air. a custom ground blower cam from comp cams, and PRC dual valve springs with titanium retainers. HPM Monster efan kit. 42lbs injectors which acutaly flow 56lbs. and 100mm idler pulleys also has a Carbon Fiber engine/supercharger cover which is VERY HARD TO FIND!!

also on top of everything else ive done to this truck..i also just added a nice new trans with a new converter and 300mm billet shaft thanks to Rich at detriot gear box!!

the truck also has a brand new DMP e cutouts . and a corsa exaust custom made to be alil different and style which i love the rear exit kinda reminds me of a corvette BUT FASTER!! haha ..this truck sounds AMAZING!! i get complements on the looks and sound of it everytime i drive it

on a side note*** if you done NOT like the exaust setup i do have a seperate corsa pipe with a new corsa tip for a more common side exit..or if you wanted to tow it would be an easy swap over





this truck has alot of custom tuning done ..and is a Freak! i dont know why but this truck just works i cant tell you why its as fast as it is..LOL its gone a best of 12.300 at 111mph with a 1.67 60ft with my other wheels/tires which we also be included..now belive it or not..this truck as more in it.. its never been pushed to it to its full potention since the cam and fans were installed..on honestly belive this truck has 11s in it..but ive never had anyone complain when there pinned to the back of the seat..well other then the guy in the corvette your pullin away from leavin them in the dust wonder how they just got beat by a chevy pickup...haha

please let me know any questions you have feel free to ask here..or call or text me at 517 898 0010 ive been toying around with selling this for so long..but now that i bought another truck its time to let it go and start on the new project

THANKS FOR LOOKIN...NATE
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03 silverado SS. 2.9 maggie ,cam,converter,built trans custom carbon fiber interior..blablaba..12.300 111mph sold but not forgotten

69 camaro..383 stroker protop line heads, powerglide, carbon fiber race strips and custom carbon fiber interior blablabla...553hp plus a 275shot of WEEEEE!!
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:14 PM   #3
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Holy crap batman this is definitely a candidate of greatest for sale ad ever! Okay now to a question is she AWD?
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:22 PM   #4
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Holy crap batman this is definitely a candidate of greatest for sale ad ever! Okay now to a question is she AWD?
haha i was hopin for a couple laughs...i just got bored reading the same ol add after add.

i was gonna take one of the wifes bras and hang it off the mirror and a thong of the exaust..she didnt think that was quiet as funny as i did tho...lmao


anyways...YES SIR AWD!! the only way to go with a higher hp truck if you ask me..1.67 60fts on plain jane street tires...no cheaters or slicks!! she hooks is an understandment and is a abbsolute KILLER!!! on the streets
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03 silverado SS. 2.9 maggie ,cam,converter,built trans custom carbon fiber interior..blablaba..12.300 111mph sold but not forgotten

69 camaro..383 stroker protop line heads, powerglide, carbon fiber race strips and custom carbon fiber interior blablabla...553hp plus a 275shot of WEEEEE!!
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Old 10-20-2011, 05:31 PM   #5
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Ohhhhhhhh Shiz............ Okay now I really really want this......... (Run's to the bank not sure if he is going to get a loan or just rob the damn place.)
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Old 10-20-2011, 08:32 PM   #6
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Ohhhhhhhh Shiz............ Okay now I really really want this......... (Run's to the bank not sure if he is going to get a loan or just rob the damn place.)
wellll if u deside to rob a bank...il park it around the corner with a signed title and you can fill the bed up with the cash...no cop car will catch ya in this thing even weight down with all the cash...just make sure to leave a bag full for me and its a deal... lol
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03 silverado SS. 2.9 maggie ,cam,converter,built trans custom carbon fiber interior..blablaba..12.300 111mph sold but not forgotten

69 camaro..383 stroker protop line heads, powerglide, carbon fiber race strips and custom carbon fiber interior blablabla...553hp plus a 275shot of WEEEEE!!
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Old 10-20-2011, 09:23 PM   #7
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BEAUTIFUL truck.. holy cow.

GLWS.
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Old 10-20-2011, 10:37 PM   #8
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BEAUTIFUL truck.. holy cow.

GLWS.
THANK YOU!!!..hopefully when i sell it i can talk the wife in to lettin me keep alil to play with the new truck and not put it all toward another house..lol
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03 silverado SS. 2.9 maggie ,cam,converter,built trans custom carbon fiber interior..blablaba..12.300 111mph sold but not forgotten

69 camaro..383 stroker protop line heads, powerglide, carbon fiber race strips and custom carbon fiber interior blablabla...553hp plus a 275shot of WEEEEE!!
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Old 10-21-2011, 09:03 AM   #9
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are the stripes painted???? or..... magic marker??? hahah
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looking forward for the bra and thong pics :p
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