Gave my G80 a good test today.

So, we got some snow/ice last night around here and people in Memphis have a hard enough time driving on dry roads, much less snow/ice.
Well, I actually made it all the way to work this AM without seeing one accident (last time it did this I saw 12 about 10 miles of each other.)

I knew it was too good to be true and when I got off this afternoon, not a mile from work, there was a ford taurus in the ditch with one guy driving and another guy and a girl pushing from the back trying to get it out before the cops show. (but I didn't know that 'till after)

I stopped and one of the guys took my tow strap and looped it around the frame of the car. Where I had to pull from I had one tire on the pavement and one tire in the snow/ice. The G80 worked great and I pulled it out easily with very little to no spin. but then the crackhead swerved to the left to try to pull into a drive across the road with the strap still attached to his frame. Luckily there was no traffic coming and the one coherent guy that was with him stopped him and tried to get him to pull over to the side. Well he stops in the middle of the road.

I jumped out and didn't say a word, just grabbed my strap which the coherent guy had already unhooked. The crackhead was just jumping around, so excited that I had gotten them out of the ditch and kept wanting to shake my hand saying "I know you voted for Obama. I said, "Actually I didn't!"

I look over because the crack ho that is with him is asking for my phone number and she is flashing her ***** at me. Told her "Sorry, I'm married." She says,"Ohh, and he's so fine too"

I just threw the strap in my truck saying "we need to get off the road before we get hit" and I left sideways.


Cliffs Notes:
1. Crackhead hits ditch and has his ho pushin'
2. I stop to help
3. G80 works great with one tire on road, one on ice
4. Crackhead asks if I voted for Obama while his ho flashes her ***** and asks for my number.
5. I use the G80 again to peel out sideways getting away quickly before I catch something

 

haha funny...I love crack ho's ...

 

shoulda told him you voted for pedro

were they nice crackhead *****?

 

Hahahaha

if the g80 let loose, im sure they would of gave u a ride!!!!


-Nate

 

They were about the only nice lookin' thing about her

 

did they look like old tube socks with rocks inside them ?

 

Other than being black, they looked great.

 

Ha ha, nice...crack ho ***** lol

 

 

Fortunatly it's little jobs of that type that the G80 is good at.