While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed
under a bridge, only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car with that classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

Oh yeah," said the cop, "What do you do?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly
but
surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he
asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS

 

That is hilarious.

 

REPOST BUT FUNNIER THAN **** STILL

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA funny chit..


John

 

Pretty funny