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schmeckie
03-14-2007, 09:37 AM
Hey all I am new here I don't have a truck I have a 04 WRX. With a couple of MOD's, but that is not why I am here. I am here to screw with Dewmanshu. I have worked with him for 5 yrs now and have been firends with him for about 10 yrs now. I don't care what he says to you guys all he does at work is MODERATE...MODERATE...MODERATE. Christ everytime I look at his computer (since he is right next to me) all I see is PerformanceTrucks.net, don't get me wrong I have nothing against it that's fine with me. All I am here to do is maybe get some MOD help on my WRX when needed but mostly to screw with him. :jest:

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 09:40 AM
:wave-fingwrx=banned

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 09:43 AM
:flipbird: Game on

beastmode
03-14-2007, 09:47 AM
all I see is PerformanceTrucks.net

face it bud, were sweeping across the nation, were gonna be on EVERYONES computer by the year 2011 lol

welcome aboard, you run the rex in the 1/4 at all?

Holty
03-14-2007, 09:51 AM
LMAO

Dewey = OWNED

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 09:52 AM
I've got an avatar for you schmeckie....

http://astro1.customer.netspace.net.au/owned/owned.jpg

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 09:53 AM
Yes I've been once it only ran 13.83 but that was just with an exhaust and a mild tune. Now I have a front mount, up pipe, down pipe and UTEC that's it engine wise. I put sway bars front and rear and strut tower bars too and Tien type S springs it gets me to work.

beastmode
03-14-2007, 10:14 AM
Yes I've been once it only ran 13.83 but that was just with an exhaust and a mild tune. Now I have a front mount, up pipe, down pipe and UTEC that's it engine wise. I put sway bars front and rear and strut tower bars too and Tien type S springs it gets me to work.

nice, you should be pullin off some good #s the next time around

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 10:23 AM
nice, you should be pullin off some good #s the next time around

still behind me...but good #'s nevertheless.

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 10:27 AM
see there he goes......."still behind me...but good #'s nevertheless"......if I spent 40k on my car like he did his truck I wpould be running in the low 10's maybe even the 9's.....but never the less he is the man :hail:

beastmode
03-14-2007, 10:54 AM
if I spent 40k on my car like he did his truck I wpould be running in the low 10's maybe even the 9's

yea but it probably just woulndt be as fun in a car as a truck :jest:

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 11:06 AM
yea prob not but still fun......going fast in a car or truck is just plain fun it don't matter what you are in :)

beastmode
03-14-2007, 11:09 AM
get some pics up when you get a chance

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 11:12 AM
goto dewmanshu.com and click on schmeckie

LMAO

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 11:55 AM
yea go there they are older pics before front mount ....working on getting more up

ZR1 DREAMING
03-14-2007, 12:03 PM
Welcome schmekie! Continue to bust Dew's balls as he has commenced busting mine thanks to my wife :eyes:

still behind me...but good #'s nevertheless.
Hey Dew, try a 55mph roll... let me know what happens then :)

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 12:07 PM
I will keep you updated on the busting of the balls......and I will race him after the new turbo, injectors and fuel pump whenever that maybe. Like I said if I had 40K to sink into my ride I would have a VERY fast car.

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 12:08 PM
40,900 thank you very much. Remember, the broken rear end.

ZR1 DREAMING
03-14-2007, 12:21 PM
40,900 thank you very much. Remember, the broken rear end.
wow, that's alot for a guy who just broke into the 12s :judge: :eyes:

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 12:28 PM
yea bearly in the 12's....12.732

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 12:56 PM
wow, that's alot for a guy who just broke into the 12s :judge: :eyes:

a built 5.3 lost it's thrust bearing. $$$$$$
1, stock driveshaft.
4, yeah FOUR 4l65e's.
1, TCase.
3, YEAH THREE 4L80e's. (the third build was due to the TCase failing)
:barf:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/dewmanshu/Internet%20Crap/trans_chug.gif<-----me drinking trans fluid.

TXsilverado
03-14-2007, 01:48 PM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/dewmanshu/Internet%20Crap/trans_chug.gif<-----me drinking trans fluid.

haha i really drank used motor oil once.

ZR1 DREAMING
03-14-2007, 01:53 PM
a built 5.3 lost it's thrust bearing. $$$$$$
1, stock driveshaft.
4, yeah FOUR 4l65e's.
1, TCase.
3, YEAH THREE 4L80e's. (the third build was due to the TCase failing)
:barf:
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j188/dewmanshu/Internet%20Crap/trans_chug.gif<-----me drinking trans fluid.
You list that stuff like I haven't dropped as much into my POS :confused:

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 02:05 PM
You list that stuff like I haven't dropped as much into my POS :confused:

you're the one bringing up that's alot of money for a 12sec truck. :( notice i don't talk about it much. My 5.3(B'ed over 20ths w/blower pistons and approx 10.1 compression) made more power than the 6.0. :cry:

See, schmeckie making a bash dewmanshu thread is drudging up bad memories. I am just gonna have to come to work tomorrow and unload my 30round AR15 clip on deez bitches! (j/k'ing Mr. Homeland Security)

ZR1 DREAMING
03-14-2007, 02:28 PM
(j/k'ing Mr. Homeland Security)
lol... we may not be hearing from Dewey for a while :jest:

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 02:35 PM
Hell I have to hear from him everyday he sits right next to me in fact I am listening to him right now ..........Listening to him is bad enough hell you ought to smell him :eek2: it's enough to make your eyes water :cry:

schmeckie
03-14-2007, 02:36 PM
He is never short of methane

ZR1 DREAMING
03-14-2007, 03:25 PM
He is never short of methane
lol... :fart:

Snacktime
03-14-2007, 03:28 PM
He is never short of methane
:turd: get him som T.P.

dewmanshu
03-14-2007, 07:28 PM
:turd: get him som T.P.

I've got stock in TP:judge:

CHEVRACER83
03-14-2007, 07:40 PM
Damn This Thread Went Pretty Far... You Must Be Pretty Bored Dewey....

nightrunner
03-14-2007, 07:57 PM
http://astro1.customer.netspace.net.au/owned/owned.jpg

i cant quit laughing at that, seroiusly

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 05:44 AM
Anybody know where Dewey is??????? He is not at work yet..... :shocked:

beastmode
03-15-2007, 07:13 AM
Anybody know where Dewey is??????? He is not at work yet..... :shocked:

all the bashin did him in :jest:

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 07:14 AM
Well I have come to find out that Mr. Dewmanshu or as I like to call him "Broke Dick" has taken a muscle relaxer and is sleeping in I guess he needs his beauty sleep. If anyone needs help with there tune or stuff like that I guess you will have to wait till 9am :)

Holty
03-15-2007, 07:26 AM
HEY Dewey, i heard you took some "pills". Did you run out of Flintstones vitamins?

You know what else i was thinking yesterday, you should change your pt.net profile to read "nutless broke dick mod" instead of dirty old man or whatever the hell it says.

beastmode
03-15-2007, 07:28 AM
you should change your pt.net profile to read "nutless broke dick mod" instead of dirty old man or whatever the hell it says.

:jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest:

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 07:35 AM
HA........Gawd I love this.....Sorry Dewey you are still the man :hail: ....well....for now till the 30th :D

Holty
03-15-2007, 07:47 AM
This pic is courtesy of schmeckie...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e369/jholty/WheresWaldo.jpg

Holty
03-15-2007, 07:51 AM
Sorry Dewey you are still the man :hail: ....well....for now till the 30th :D



:jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :jest: :gay:

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 08:01 AM
The :gay: is a nice touch....but I like :supergay:

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 08:55 AM
10 am still no Dewey......I am going to make a prediction....This will prob be him in the future....

http://www.hobotraveler.com/blogphotos/188_01_colombia-bum.jpg

:devil:

dewmanshu
03-15-2007, 09:23 AM
WOW! You gotta alot of courage there Mr Holty. Don't let this shit go to your head...I have pics of you too. And yooooooooouuuuuuu schmeckie...nevermind, I already put your ass crack pics on the net.

all the bashin did him in :jest:

yep...wore me out. schmeckie is just jealous, I slept in and he didn't.

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 09:37 AM
I have nothing to fear my ass is already out there

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 09:51 AM
Well since Dewey is at home still.......he better be bringing lunch with him :chug:

Holty
03-15-2007, 02:30 PM
so to update this blog lol

dewey finally made it to work around 11am

dewmanshu
03-15-2007, 02:48 PM
so to update this blog lol

dewey finally made it to work around 11am

11:15AM

muscle relaxer is wearing off, I may be leaving early.:drive:

So, to stay on topic...:eyes: , I really would like to see schmeck run his car but he is too big of a vagina to run it. Not because of losing (that's obvious) but due to breaking it.

schmeckie
03-15-2007, 02:51 PM
Come in late...5 hours late and leave early I wish I had a job it would be nice that makes me want to :barf: and than go have a :chug:

Snacktime
03-15-2007, 03:47 PM
So you guys play pratical jokes in class.

schmeckie
03-16-2007, 05:27 AM
All day long......If you can't get along with the people you work with, laugh and have fun and still get your job done......Why go to work????? :)

beastmode
03-16-2007, 06:10 AM
i love my job, i get payed to basically talk to you guys all day LOL, then maybe everyonce and while fix some drawings

schmeckie
03-16-2007, 06:29 AM
I think Dewmanshu does too....all he does at work is moderate......Is he on your payroll???? :jest:

beastmode
03-16-2007, 06:33 AM
Is he on your payroll???? :jest:

:jest: :jest: :jest: :jest:

hey if they put me on the payroll and give me raises every year, theyd put anyone on

schmeckie
03-16-2007, 07:16 AM
I googled my name and look what I found hehehehe this is dewmanshu's first video experience :jest:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/138260/schmeckies_wrx_movie/

dewmanshu
03-16-2007, 07:25 AM
I googled my name and look what I found hehehehe this is dewmanshu's first video experience :jest:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/138260/schmeckies_wrx_movie/

notice there's a vette in there though. Had to add something to the vid to make it half watchable. That was the first video I ever made. Boy I would of done that differently now. Like...I would of video'ed more non-ricer stuff. :eyes:

schmeckie
03-16-2007, 12:58 PM
I got your non-ricer......in my shorts :flipbird:

Snacktime
03-16-2007, 03:32 PM
I got your non-ricer......in my shorts :flipbird:
I reported you to a mod :jest:

schmeckie
03-19-2007, 08:41 AM
I reported me too........everymorning when he gets here :jest:

dewmanshu
03-19-2007, 09:03 AM
I reported me too........everymorning when he gets here :jest:

well, you might want to report yourself to another mod then...since I am always late.

schmeckie
03-20-2007, 05:52 AM
since I am always late.
Well I guess you weren't kidding

TurboBerserker
03-20-2007, 10:17 AM
Just saw this thread searching for something else. Sorry I'm late, but...


Hey all I am new here I don't have a truck I have a 04 WRX.

I've got an emergency chop saw that i could bring up...

http://www.scifilogy.com/sss/schmecktruck4.gif

Viola. A truck.

I am here to screw with Dewmanshu. I have worked with him for 5 yrs now and have been firends with him for about 10 yrs now. yaddy yaddy yaddy but mostly to screw with him. :jest:

In that case, WELCOME ABOARD. Be sure to call on us if you need help! :chug: :jest:

schmeckie
03-20-2007, 10:23 AM
Cool man!!!!!!!!!!!! :jest: If ya can put a couple of jump seats in the back for me it would be just like the Subaru Brat I used to own :) It's the new SubaTruck :headbang:

dewmanshu
03-20-2007, 10:24 AM
LMAO!!!! THAT's AWESOME! That's better than jordan's flamed fuscia SS with blower scoop. Uhm...well close. HAHAHA

schmeckie
03-20-2007, 10:27 AM
Thanks Erik....I got a new sig

TurboBerserker
03-20-2007, 10:28 AM
It would be better with a fusia paint job and flames... :devil:

TurboBerserker
03-20-2007, 10:28 AM
Thanks Erik....I got a new sig


My pleasure man :judge:

ZR1 DREAMING
03-20-2007, 11:32 AM
OMG... you A-holes are ruthless!! :jest: That'a great :judge:

schmeckie
03-20-2007, 02:57 PM
I love your truck....ya like mine :jest: :jest: :jest: I think I need flames too.....

dewmanshu
03-20-2007, 04:22 PM
he doesn't go online besides at work...I'll work on the subi truck tonight.LOL

Snacktime
03-20-2007, 04:25 PM
Damn all these :supergay: trucks in the the Rice Forum.

dewmanshu
03-20-2007, 08:05 PM
Damn all these :supergay: trucks in the the Rice Forum.

just doing our part in keeping the sections alive. gay or not.:jest: next stop...dodge section!

Holty
03-20-2007, 09:38 PM
I added a nice set of step bars, mud flaps, and a wing. My MS Paint skills FTW

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e369/jholty/MISC/schmecktruck5.gif

truckmann
03-20-2007, 10:20 PM
All day long......If you can't get along with the people you work with, laugh and have fun and still get your job done......Why go to work????? :)
I keep asking myself that same question...but then I remember I have bills to pay and a truck to mod. So until I find a job I enjoy doing everyday, I just keep going back. :bang:

schmeckie
03-21-2007, 05:13 AM
Man I think we are on to something here. I am going to send a pic of my SubiTruck to Subaru maybe they will start to produce a WRX pick up hehehehehehe and if not I guess I will have to get the torch out and do it myself...... :cheers:

Snacktime
03-21-2007, 11:10 AM
I can donate some instant rice?

Ohh don't forget the mud tires!

schmeckie
03-22-2007, 06:03 AM
I can donate some instant rice?

Ohh don't forget the mud tires!


Make sure it's Uncle Bens :) just the hi test stuff for me

beastmode
03-22-2007, 06:11 AM
haha didnt think the thread would make it to 8 pages, i might as well whore it up a lil myself

Snacktime
03-22-2007, 10:58 AM
Make sure it's Uncle Bens :) just the hi test stuff for me

They don't have that at the dollar store, I can get you some chrome window wipers?

dewmanshu
03-22-2007, 11:03 AM
They don't have that at the dollar store, I can get you some chrome window wipers?

:jest: correction...plastic but colored chrome. Don't get him excited...it's just painted chrome schmeckie.

Snacktime
03-22-2007, 11:50 AM
:jest: correction...plastic but colored chrome. Don't get him excited...it's just painted chrome schmeckie.

I can get the purplish chrome also, but I have to go to the swap-meet on sunday. Thats if it can wait that long. Ohh you need some chrome logos that say "Schmeckie Racing" on the side of the car!

Snacktime
03-22-2007, 12:09 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/ghostcustoms/untitled.jpg

schmeckie
03-22-2007, 12:32 PM
I can get the purplish chrome also, but I have to go to the swap-meet on sunday. Thats if it can wait that long. Ohh you need some chrome logos that say "Schmeckie Racing" on the side of the car!

Metal??????????

schmeckie
03-22-2007, 12:34 PM
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/ghostcustoms/untitled.jpg

Send it to me and I will put it on :headbang:

Snacktime
03-22-2007, 01:06 PM
blue (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Wiper-Blades-BLUE-Chrome-Metal-18-Multifit-Custom_W0QQitemZ190077756615QQcategoryZ6763QQrdZ1Q QssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewIte)

red (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Double-Wiper-Blades-RED-Chrome-20-Multifit-Custom_W0QQitemZ190077736315QQcategoryZ6763QQrdZ1Q QssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem)

Purple (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/696-16-Metallic-Purple-Twin-Wiper-Blades-Arista_W0QQitemZ160075309819QQcategoryZ33657QQrdZ1 QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem)

Choose your level of :wrist:

Ohh some hot RIMS!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/14-100-SPOKE-CHROME-WIRE-WHEELS-RIMS-W-TIRES-NEW_W0QQitemZ130090907371QQcategoryZ43954QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem) Man ebay is full of good stuff!

schmeckie
03-22-2007, 01:45 PM
blue (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Wiper-Blades-BLUE-Chrome-Metal-18-Multifit-Custom_W0QQitemZ190077756615QQcategoryZ6763QQrdZ1Q QssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewIte)

red (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Double-Wiper-Blades-RED-Chrome-20-Multifit-Custom_W0QQitemZ190077736315QQcategoryZ6763QQrdZ1Q QssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem)

Purple (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/696-16-Metallic-Purple-Twin-Wiper-Blades-Arista_W0QQitemZ160075309819QQcategoryZ33657QQrdZ1 QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem)

Choose your level of :wrist:

Ohh some hot RIMS!!! (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/14-100-SPOKE-CHROME-WIRE-WHEELS-RIMS-W-TIRES-NEW_W0QQitemZ130090907371QQcategoryZ43954QQrdZ1QQc mdZViewItem) Man ebay is full of good stuff!

Well purple is the gay pride color but I don't want to be to much of a flamer so blue will do :gay:

dewmanshu
03-22-2007, 01:49 PM
Well purple is the gay pride color


:confused: what the hell do you think fuscia is?

This thread is going waaaay to gay. Bring it back in line!!!!

http://forums.secondcitizen.com/images/smilies/lone.gif

schmeckie
03-22-2007, 02:33 PM
:confused: what the hell do you think fuscia is?

This thread is going waaaay to gay. Bring it back in line!!!!

http://forums.secondcitizen.com/images/smilies/lone.gif

Yea that cuming from a "Mans..Man"

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