My buddy sent me this one.

 

I heard that the flame from Auto Zone also adds 100hp i might try it out

 

I've heard larger claims from the tinted windows, and large annoying muffler... IMHO, those specs look a bit conservative

 

don't forget the speed shift ****, and the quick responce peddle covers

 

damn that's the low base spoiler, he shoulda got the one that sticks up about 5ft higher than the roof of the car, them get i think 500HP minimum

 

double-decker or nothing man. It sucks in the air and blows it out, kind of like how johnny ricer got the money in the first place.

 

all these years.. and ive been doin it all wrong... doh!

 

Wait..what's wrong with really dark waindow tint? It looks like I might be a ricer too..

 

Coming from the 50's, when V8's were the ONLY thing going for anyone with any cool in them, I have always hated the sound of the ricers and made fun of the owners that thought they had something cool when they put on the loud muffler. Then one day it occurred to me that some people born in 1988, who are 17 now, might not have ever heard a V8! NEVER!! They might have grown up with all ricers in the family and on the whole dammed block. EEEWWWW!!!! Scary thought. The world IS changing!

 

naw i wouldn't worry about that. In Texas at least V8 trucks with no mufflers are a dime a dozen.