View Full Version : ATTN: vanillagorilla


onyx
09-22-2005, 01:10 AM
PLEASE USE THIS AVATAR I MADE YOU!!!!

that other one is all static looking...

if its too big, let me know. i'll resize it... BUT GOOD LORD!!!

thunder550
09-22-2005, 02:31 AM
Vanilla that's a good pic of you! :P

onyx
09-22-2005, 05:04 AM
Vanilla that's a good pic of you! :P

an uncanny resemblance isnt it? :jest:

vanillagorilla
09-22-2005, 09:17 PM
You bet bitch.....thanks! Where the hell did you get that picture of Snowflake? I've never seen that one before. The other one I had was of him with one finger waving, like "bring it on".

While were at I think I must enlighten you all on the real OG, Vanilla Gorrilla. His name was Snowflake, and he's was the world's ONLY albino gorilla, much like myself. He lived in Barcelona, Spain and he lived to be about 40, 80-somthing in gorilla years. He was found in the wild, much like me, and he's the only known vanilla gorilla to ever exist. He fathered 20+ children with 8 different women much like me. He's my idol and if he were still alive we'd rule the world.

Anyway my avitars were lifted from the lab at the U and their shit ass photo programs there. So, thank you Bryce, long live Snowflake!

edit: Okay, its too big. They have to be 60 x 60 pixels or 19.5KB, which ever is smaller. Now that I think about it, that's probably why they got all washed out when I originally did them. :bang:

vanillagorilla
09-22-2005, 09:30 PM
Okay here's a better shot of me:
http://www.gorilla-haven.org/ghphotos/snowf2.jpg

Here's me with one of my fly ass bitches:
http://www.gorilla-haven.org/ghphotos/snowf1.jpg

This is what happens when I don't get my money:
http://www.weird-websites.com/Pictures/snowflake/DontMess.jpg

Here's me when I was just a young fella with one of my Asian sex slaves:
http://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/snowflake/images/wallpaper/snowflake_large.jpg

vanillagorilla
09-22-2005, 09:35 PM
The main reason for my interest in Snowflake, is that the harder you look at him and the more you stare at his eyes, the more the theory of evolution becomes apparent.

If you don't think we evolved from apes then you haven't seen Snowflake.

Look at this expression:
http://www.developingstorm.com/img/snowflake.jpg

Tell me if his eyes don't look human.

onyx
09-22-2005, 09:51 PM
:rotflmao:

damn dude. you PIMP! lol. i'll make ya another one.

onyx
09-22-2005, 09:52 PM
there ya go little fella.

vanillagorilla
09-22-2005, 11:10 PM
Grrrr......

onyx
09-22-2005, 11:17 PM
HELLZ YEA!!!

what you doin tonight dood? i dont work til noon 2morrow.

vanillagorilla
09-22-2005, 11:32 PM
Jerk! I start at 6:30 in the am. :nono: :( :bang:

I wish I could work nights, this whole getting up early thing is killing me. I feel old. :(

onyx
09-22-2005, 11:36 PM
Jerk! I start at 6:30 in the am. :nono: :( :bang:

I wish I could work nights, this whole getting up early thing is killing me. I feel old. :(


ya, forget that morning crap. sleep is precious.

vanillagorilla
09-22-2005, 11:55 PM
I'd like to keep this thread on topic please.






























:jest:

onyx
09-23-2005, 01:21 AM
I'd like to keep this thread on topic please.






:jest:


ok, back on topic.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/splabida/DSCN0409.jpg

vanillagorilla
09-23-2005, 06:06 PM
There ya go, that's better. :D

onyx
09-23-2005, 06:31 PM
titties and beer.

speaking of, you coming out tonight?

onyx
09-23-2005, 06:35 PM
oh yeah, i found my fuel gauge.

onyx
09-23-2005, 07:20 PM
answer your damn phone!

vanillagorilla
09-24-2005, 01:31 PM
I did...:321:

Big chicks need lovin' too. :hump:

onyx
09-24-2005, 01:57 PM
Big chicks need lovin' too. :hump:


HAHAHAHA, should i even tell that story? dang Beto, punkin out on us.

desTRUCKtive
09-26-2005, 11:31 PM
I am alive biatches. I have just been kinda of busy, looking for a job, I hate this shit, will someone just hire my ass and pay me a lot of money :judge: :judge: :judge: :judge:

onyx
09-27-2005, 12:22 AM
I am alive biatches. I have just been kinda of busy, looking for a job, I hate this shit, will someone just hire my ass and pay me a lot of money :judge: :judge: :judge: :judge:


i dunno if you can afford me old man! :jest:

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